tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-55447101346995870052024-03-13T12:36:00.956-05:00Shoot That S!Shoot That Shttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12898496090893103052noreply@blogger.comBlogger167125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544710134699587005.post-3361354566700715732014-08-21T21:02:00.000-05:002014-08-21T21:02:06.160-05:00Great Moments in MN Sports Flatulence HistoryAs if we MN sports fans needed any more videos of our favorite teams crapping their proverbial pants....<br />
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<br />Shoot That Shttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12898496090893103052noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544710134699587005.post-11688088500479298842014-01-13T19:47:00.000-06:002014-01-13T19:47:19.380-06:00Todd Bowles for Vikings Head Coach!<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody>
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The Minnesota Vikings head coaching search is getting hot and heavy, just like that saxophone playing guy that Elaine dated. However, we at Shoot That S! have officially called off the search. We found our guy and gave him the prestigious endorsement that only this web site can offer. Todd Bowles is the current defensive coordinator for the Arizona Cardinals and will hopefully be coming to a TCF Bank sideline near you. Full disclosure: we didn't even know what Todd Bowles looked like until 5 minutes ago. Truth be told we like him in name only. As in last name. <br />
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Todd.......BOWLES? Seriously? This stuff writes itself. <br />
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I wonder if he will coach from the sideline or the press box. If he switches at halftime would that be called a Bowles movement? <br />
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Did you see that presser after the latest Vikes loss - didn't the head coach seem upset? Maybe a little irritable even? Perhaps he has...irritable Bowles syndrome?<br />
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16 carries for AP at halftime? Boy, coach Bowles really has the runs....<br />
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Look at coach Bowles run after that official.....he was really streaking there!<br />
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Another pick thrown by Matt Cassel?! That's really going to upset the Bowles...<br />
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There you have it. And to think you read this blog to be enlightened. Silly you. Shoot That Shttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12898496090893103052noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544710134699587005.post-90176708124509745192013-07-05T12:26:00.000-05:002013-07-05T12:26:03.540-05:00Happy Independence Day<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Shoot That Shttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12898496090893103052noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544710134699587005.post-89249830438091194972013-06-20T20:29:00.000-05:002013-06-20T20:29:50.538-05:00Greatest Wrestling Signs<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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There are certain things you can always count on when attending a wrestling PPV. Overpriced t-shirts, intoxicated "marks" and cardboard signs. Lots of them. We at Shoot That S have made and seen our fair share of favorites over the years:<br /><br />
<i>Eddy Guerrero Mows My Lawn</i><br />
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It's the most wonderful time of the year - the 2013 NFL Draft is upon us!<br />
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And we here at Shoot That S have your coverage locked and loaded. If you're looking for in-depth analysis, pick by pick breakdown, and trade speculation......then, well you should probably find another web site to be perfectly honest. BUT, if you are looking for strange commentary and observation along with witty dialogue bordering on the sophomoric then you came to the right spot! <br />
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Follow us on Twitter keeping pace with all the action during the NFL Draft - @Shoot_That_S<br />
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Shoot That Shttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12898496090893103052noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544710134699587005.post-62790086382808047032013-02-25T20:37:00.001-06:002013-02-25T20:37:40.180-06:00Desmond Bryant MugshotDesmond Bryant, former Raiders DT, putting on his best face for potential suitors as the start of NFL Free Agency. Nick Nolte, eat your heart out.<br />
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Tyler Griffey makes a uncontested lay-up as the buzzer sounded, as unranked Illinois beat No.1 Indiana.<br />
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Shoot That Shttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12898496090893103052noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544710134699587005.post-15519353519510229712013-02-05T07:49:00.000-06:002013-02-05T07:54:53.307-06:00Shoot That S Thoughts on Current Events<h4>
"Loud radio infuriates Gophers fan, leads to standoff in Eagan"</h4>
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"An Eagan man really didn't want to know how a Gophers basketball game ended before he'd had a chance to watch the recording.<br />
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So much so that when a utility contractor working outside his home blared a sports talk-radio station that gave away the outcome, he became infuriated. He allegedly threatened to shoot the worker, and then holed himself up inside his house. That triggered a standoff with a SWAT team and police negotiators that lasted more than three hours..."<br />
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Thanks. Shoot That Shttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12898496090893103052noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544710134699587005.post-76790777662850266712013-01-31T10:14:00.001-06:002013-02-05T07:53:06.663-06:00Shoot That S Thoughts on Current Events<h4>
...on charges he assaulted his former boyfriend at a Menlo Park restaurant during an argument over soy sauce and underwear.</h4>
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Former San Francisco 49ers and Oakland Raiders offensive tackle Kwame Harris will appear in San Mateo County Superior Court today on charges he assaulted his former boyfriend at a Menlo Park restaurant during an <strong>argument over soy sauce and underwear.</strong><br />
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Harris, 30, is charged with felony counts of domestic violence causing great bodily injury and assault with force likely to produce great bodily injury in the Aug. 21, 2012 incident. He has pleaded not guilty but was held to answer after a preliminary hearing last fall. He is due back in court today for a pretrial conference to either settle the case or confirm a jury trial hearing. <br />
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The man, Dimitri Geier, is also suing Harris civilly for assault, battery, false imprisonment, negligence and both intentional and negligent infliction of emotional distress.<br />
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Harris and his alleged victim had been in a romantic relationship but were no longer involved when they met at Su Hong restaurant in Menlo Park, said Chief Deputy District Attorney Karen Guidotti. <br />
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Harris’ attorney Alin Cintean confirms the pair were previously involved but were just friends at that point. <br />
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Harris was to drive Geier to San Francisco International Airport but instead <strong>became upset when he poured soy sauce on a plate of rice</strong>, according to the suit filed in San Mateo County Superior Court.<br />
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The men argued for approximately seven minutes and Harris said he would no longer take Geier to the airport, the suit states. <br />
As the men left to remove Geier’s belongings from Harris’ car so that he could instead take a cab,<strong> Harris tried pulling the other man’s pants down and accused him of stealing his underwear</strong>, according to the suit. <br />
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Syracuse (WSYR-TV) – The 77-year-old Christian Brothers Academy baseball coach shot in the eye during the robbery of his North Side liquor store last week was back at work on Tuesday.<br />
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Sitting in his liquor store Tuesday afternoon, Dotterer said, “Every day is great. Every day is great because every day I have an opportunity to meet new individuals and broaden my appreciation of what God has given us all to enjoy.”<br />
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Carmelo Anthony set a New York Knicks record with his 30th 20 point game of the season last night vs. the Orlando Magic. With defense like the Magic are playing in this photo, I could drop 20.<br />
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<strong>Example of good defense:</strong><br />
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*And yes, if you're scoring at home that's the second Teen Wolf reference we've made in the last month. You're welcome.<br />
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<br />Shoot That Shttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12898496090893103052noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544710134699587005.post-77602418746975453412013-01-19T11:05:00.000-06:002013-01-19T11:05:23.127-06:00Bad News Brown vs. Michael JenkinsIs it just me or does Michael Jenkins, WR from the Minnesota Vikings look a lot like former WWF wrestler Bad News Brown?<br />
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We think it's pretty uncanny. In fact, the name actually fits too. I know every time this Vikings fan tunes into a Vikes game and sees that Michael Jenkins is starting at WR the most natural response is to mumble "well, this is bad news..."<br />
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Bad News Brown had a finisher called the Ghetto Blaster (see below) while Michael Jenkins has the remarkable ability to turn a 4 yard catch into, well, a 4 yard catch.<br />
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<span id="goog_1101160815"></span><span id="goog_1101160816"></span><br />Shoot That Shttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12898496090893103052noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544710134699587005.post-5371079532504639512013-01-14T20:14:00.000-06:002013-01-14T20:14:28.638-06:00Movie Sequels We Never Asked For<a href="http://whatculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/taken2quad.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="http://whatculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/taken2quad.jpg" width="320" /></a>Hollywood is riddled with them. <br />
Sequels we never wanted or asked for. There are many reasons they get made but most of them are money or ego. Either way here's a list off the tops of our heads of some stinkers that never should have seen the light of day.<br />
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<u>Taken 2:</u> If you're like me the whole time you were watching the first movie you were thinking "I wonder what the parents of all the poor mobsters who are dying would think." Oh, you didn't think that? Well, some writer apparently did.<br />
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<u>Jaws 3:</u> If the years go by but the technology for the shark gets worse it's a bad sign. And a crappy looking shark looks even crappier in 3D.<br />
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<u>Caddyshack 2:</u> No Ted Knight, no Bill Murray meant this never should have been made. Ask the average person and they don't even know this film exists.<br />
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<u>Speed 2: Cruise Control:</u> It's okay to admit you caught lightning in a bottle with the first movie and sometimes sequels in which the main star doesn't return can succeed....but on a cruise ship? Honestly.<br />
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<u>Teen Wolf Too: </u>The movie Jason Bateman wishes you never knew existed. We wish it too Jason.<br />
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<u>Alien 3: </u>Hey David Fincher, all that cool stuff that Ridley Scott and James Cameron did with the first two Alien movies - yeah you just ruined it.<br />
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<u>Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon:</u> Essentially Michael Bay's excuse to blow up more stuff and shoot things in slow motion. Forget about the minor details of plot and acting.<br />
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<u>Weekend at Bernie's II:</u> Wait, he's still dead and they haven't buried him yet? Yeeech.<br />
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<u>US Marshals: </u>Sadly, on its own it isn't a terrible movie. But it isn't The Fugitive and Wesley Snipes sure as heck isn't Harrison Ford.<br />
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<u>Dumb and Dumberer:</u> Even Cheri O'Teri, Eugene Levy and Bob Sagat couldn't save this horrible prequel that only made us watch the original to wash that crappy taste away.<br />
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<u>Terminator 3:</u> Arnie, man you should have known better. James Cameron was the Terminator franchise and without him on board this one didn't have a chance.<br />
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*So, here's a few we wish would've stayed in the can - have a few you wish were never made? Let us know in the comments section.<br />
<br />Shoot That Shttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12898496090893103052noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544710134699587005.post-67393764347898876122012-12-09T19:59:00.002-06:002012-12-09T19:59:59.354-06:0010 things I learned from watching Snow White and the Huntsman<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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In an effort to appease my better half I decided to pick up Snow White and the Huntsman over the weekend. I thought, a little fairy tale, a little action - something for everyone right? What I'm about to divulge are 10 things I learned from watching this movie. <br />
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*Note: spoilers contained below. If you were actually planning on watching this movie you probably don't belong reading this blog.... However, if you are an avid reader of Shoot That S I apologize. Check out our latest entry into the <a href="http://shootthats.blogspot.com/p/pro-wrestlings-junk-drawer.html" target="_blank">Pro Wrestling Junk Drawer</a>- you'll like it so much better than this movie. Trust me. <br />
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10. Take an old fashioned fairy tale + a dash of Twilight + a bit of Lord of the Rings = a pretty crappy movie.<br />
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9. Wasn't this the movie where Kristen Stewart hooked up with the director and ruined her relationship with what's-his-name? Makes sense because I'll you one thing she wasn't doing on set: acting.<br />
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8. Of course the evil queen has a perverted brother who serves as her second-in-command. Unfortunately he also shares the same haircut as the dude from that horrible Bucky movie. Poor choice makeup and hair design director. Poor choice indeed.<br />
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7. <i>Note to self:</i> if I ever become a super-villain and I have the chance to wipe out the rightful heirs to my throne early on - take advantage of that window of opportunity. Do not under any circumstances lock the true king/queen/prince in a tower in my castle for years and pretend to forget about them. That never works.<br />
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6. <i>Note to self part II:</i> if you ever run into a beautiful maiden in the woods do not, I repeat DO NOT marry her the next day. Also, sign a pre-nup that includes something about her not being able to kill me on our wedding night.<br />
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5. Who names a kid Snow White? Is "White" her middle name? Seems pretty redundant if you ask me. Duh, snow <i>is</i> white. That would've been rough on the playground growing up.<br />
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4. Wait, Bob Hoskins plays one of the Seven Dwarfs in this movie? Man, that makes me wanna watch <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102057/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1" target="_blank">Hook</a>. Smee, Smee what about Smee? <br />
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3. Speaking of the Dwarfs, since when are Bob Hoskins, Ray Finestone and Ian McShane all little people? They couldn't find actual little people to play these roles? Do we have a shortage of pint-sized actors? Maybe they were all on the Hobbit movie...<br />
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2. You know what always works against an invincible evil Queen who can suck the life from you and turn into a pack of ravens? Stabbing her with a tiny knife. Because everyone knows that tiny knives are the best thing since sliced bread.<br />
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1. According to IMDB they are gonna make a sequel. That reminds me, I need to send in my screen play about a guy who takes a giant crap on camera. Coincidentally, my movie will also star Kristen Stewart. Shoot That Shttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12898496090893103052noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544710134699587005.post-29041272107137662812012-12-01T11:35:00.000-06:002012-12-15T10:20:03.114-06:00What if you did take a trip to Cobb County, GA??
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<span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>"If you ever take a trip down to Cobb County, Georgia.<br />
You better read the signs<br />
Respect the law and order. <br />
You'll serve hard times. <br />
You'll be serving hard times. <br />
You know the Big Boss Man will make you walk the line.<br />
You better watch out boy or you'll be serving hard time.<br />
He carries a big stick, a ball and chain too.<br />
If you're looking for trouble he'll be coming after you. <br />
You'll serve hard times.<br />
You'll be serving hard times. <br />
You know the Big Boss Man will make you walk the line.<br />
You better watch out boy or you'll be serving hard time. <br />
You'll be serving hard times.<br />
You'll be serving hard times.<br />
You know the Big Boss Man will make you walk the line.<br />
You better watch out boy or you'll be serving hard time.<br />
You'll be serving hard times.<br />
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You know the Big Boss Man will make you walk the line.<br />
You better watch out boy or you'll be serving hard time.<br />
Hard times.<br />
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You know the Big Boss Man will make you walk the line.<br />
You better watch out boy or you'll be serving hard time."</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: small;">So I was humming the theme to the Big Boss Man the other day (don't jud<span style="font-size: small;">ge me) and though<span style="font-size: small;">t to myself - what <span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;">IF</span> someone were to ta<span style="font-size: small;">ke a tr<span style="font-size: small;">ip to Cobb County<span style="font-size: small;">, G<span style="font-size: small;">A? I mean, Georgia is part of the s<span style="font-size: small;">unny South right? It's probably pretty nice th<span style="font-size: small;">is time of year. <span style="font-size: small;">I began to wonder if this part of the country was as straight-<span style="font-size: small;">laced and borderline militan<span style="font-size: small;">t as the Big Boss Man would h<span style="font-size: small;">ave <span style="font-size: small;">me believe. I thought I should pro<span style="font-size: small;">ba<span style="font-size: small;">bly do some homework<span style="font-size: small;"> an<span style="font-size: small;">d <span style="font-size: small;">what better place to start than the Cobb County <a href="http://portal.cobbcountyga.gov/" target="_blank">web site</a></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><a href="http://portal.cobbcountyga.gov/" target="_blank"> </a>.<br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: small;">As I continued to peruse the Cobb County website I stumbled across their tourism page<span style="font-size: small;">, perfect! Now I can really plan my vac<span style="font-size: small;">ation. The best of Cobb section of the page says that I c<span style="font-size: small;">an visit "S<span style="font-size: small;">tone Mountain, the World of Coke, and the Georgia Aquarium." Wait<span style="font-size: small;"> a minute. Stone Mountain is w<span style="font-size: small;">here Jake <span style="font-size: small;">the Sn<span style="font-size: small;">ake Roberts is from. World of Coke? <span style="font-size: small;">Is Jake Robert<span style="font-size: small;">s' hou<span style="font-size: small;">se a t<span style="font-size: small;">ourist attraction?<span style="font-size: small;"> </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br />
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Why do Tennessee fans wear orange?<br />
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So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting
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What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?<br />
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Drool.<br />
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How many Michigan freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb? <br />
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None. That's a sophomore course.<br />
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How did the Georgia football player die from drinking milk? <br />
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The cow fell on him.<br />
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Two West Virginia football players were walking in the woods. <br />
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A University of Cincinnati football player was almost killed
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<br /> What do you say to a University of Miami Hurricane football player dressed in a three-piece suit?
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If three Florida State football players are in the same car, who is driving?<br />
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How can you tell if an Auburn football player has a girlfriend?<br />
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What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?<br />
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<em><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jorge_Gonz%C3%A1lez_(wrestler)" target="_blank">from Wikepedia:</a></em><br />
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<strong><em>"World Championship Wrestling (1989–1992)</em></strong><br />
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<em>In 1989, Hawks owner Ted Turner offered González a job as a professional wrestler with another of his ventures, World Championship Wrestling (WCW). After a year of training, González was introduced to fans as El Gigante on May 19, 1990 at the pay-per-view Capital Combat. Wearing shorts, he competed as a fan favorite and was billed as being close to eight feet tall.</em><br />
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<em><br /></em><em>Over the next two years, he feuded with Ric Flair over the WCW World Championship, participated in a 'Chamber Of Horrors' match in 1991 and also had a date on TBS with Missy Hyatt. He also developed a feud with Sid Vicious and the One Man Gang over the identity of being the true giant of WCW.He also had a cross promotional stint in the New Japan Pro Wrestling promotion before signing with the World Wrestling Federation in 1993.</em><br />
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<em>Debut and feud with The Undertaker (1993)González competed as "Giant Gonzales" during his time in World Wrestling Federation (WWF) as a villain, managed by Harvey Wippleman, González grew a beard and wore a full body suit that featured airbrushed muscles with bushy hair attached. He was introduced at the Royal Rumble in January 1993, where he eliminated Wippleman's nemesis The Undertaker from the Royal Rumble match despite not being an official participant. Gonzalez lost to The Undertaker at WrestleMania IX by disqualification after he knocked Undertaker unconscious using ether. This remains the only instance where the Undertaker has not had a decisive victory in his WrestleMania streak. After another loss to The Undertaker at SummerSlam, to end the feud. Wippleman berated Gonzalez leading Gonzalez to turn on Harvey Wippleman."</em><br />
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<br />Shoot That Shttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12898496090893103052noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544710134699587005.post-62485130201308227162012-11-12T10:03:00.003-06:002012-11-13T08:21:11.802-06:001994-1995: Timberwolves Drafting Kevin Garnett Straight Out of High School<strong>We tell the story of the Timberwolves drafting Kevin Garnett in the 1995 NBA Draft straight out of high school. We use online, magazine, and newspaper archives to tell the story.</strong><br />
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1994-95 Minnesota Timberwolves</h3>
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Wolves Name Kevin McHale General Manager</h3>
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1995 NBA Draft</h3>
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Wolves Sign Garnett</h3>
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<br />Shoot That Shttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12898496090893103052noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544710134699587005.post-44767928811585532742012-11-09T08:53:00.003-06:002012-11-13T08:21:36.397-06:001994 - The Minnesota Vikings Pursuit of Scott Mitchell in Free Agency<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt;">
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">The Vikings signed Jim McMahon to a 2 year contract to be there starting quarterback in 1993 <em>(9tds, 8 ints., 1,969 yds., 76.2 QB Rating, Vikings finished 3rd in the NFC Central and made playoffs as a Wildcard. Lost to the New York Giants 17-10</em>).<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>After the season, the Vikings decided to cut McMahon instead of paying him the $2.1 million due to him for the 1994 season.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit; mso-spacerun: yes;">Mitchell missed a couple of games with a injury himself, and was not as effective upon his return. The Dolphins collapsed down the stretch, and became the first team ever to miss the playoffs after starting 9-3. Mitchell finished the season with 12 tds., 8 ints., 1,773 yds. and a 84.2 QB Rating. Mitchell was also a free agent. His 1993 role as the man in Miami was enough to make him a very coveted commodity in the NFL's March 1994's free agency. </span></div>
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<em>...Then he was off to Minneapolis, where everything looked right. Good offensive weapons, young coaching staff, new and wise receivers' guru (Jerry Rhome), no long-term quarterback. Viking vice president Jeff Diamond asked Agnone if $10 million over three years would get the deal done; the figures were pleasing to Agnone and Mitchell. At the Vikes' training complex Mitchell passed free-agent offensive tackle Chris Hinton in a hallway. It was no coincidence; the Vikings wanted to show Mitchell they were intent on building a great front wall for him. Mitchell pulled Hinton aside and asked, "What are you going to do?"</em><br />
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<em>"Go here, if they offer me the right money," Hinton said. Minnesota did, and that weekend Hinton signed.</em><br />
<em>On Friday, Agnone went home to Baltimore and the Mitchells went to Florida for the weekend. That evening Scott called Agnone. Kim's visit to the Minneapolis suburbs had gone well, and Scott loved the Viking coaches and offense. Scott said, "Tell Minnesota if they offer $10.5 million over three, a Metrodome luxury box and a down payment on a house, we're there."</em><br />
<em>Whoa, Agnone counseled. The Viking money will still be there in a week. Relax. Take your last two visits, to Los Angeles and New Orleans. "A moment of temporary insanity," Mitchell said later. "I realized if I didn't take all the trips, I might regret it later."...</em><br />
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<em>...At 10 a.m. Saturday, Agnone and partner Howard Schatzky, in their office north of Baltimore, started playing Lions against Vikings over the phone. By 2:30 in the afternoon, Detroit stood at three years, $10 million—including the kind of bonus, $3 million, that Mitchell wanted. Minnesota came way up on its bonus offer, from $900,000 to $2.4 million, in a three-year, $10.2 million package. Diamond said he was tapped out, and he'd previously told Agnone he wouldn't offer a huge bonus. So Agnone called Mitchell, told him he thought he could boost Detroit's bonus to maybe $5 million, but not Minnesota's, and asked Mitchell what he wanted to do....</em><br />
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<em>"I don't want to decide," Kim said. "You decide. I just want it to be over."</em><br />
<em><br /></em><em>"No," he said. "This is both of us."</em><br />
<em><br /></em><em>She said she would be happy to live in either place, though she preferred Minnesota. He said that while they really liked Minnesota, they didn't dislike Detroit, and they couldn't think of a reason not to live there. The bonus thing nagged at both of them. Scott kept thinking, If the Lions offer me a huge bonus, they'll stick with me. If the Vikings don't, they might not. Scott stopped. "I'm gonna call Tony and tell him to try Detroit," he said.</em><br />
<em><br /></em><em>If Mitchell would accept a salary structure of $1.4 million, $2 million and $2.6 million, Detroit would then have $100,000 more for their cap in 1994. "No problem," Agnone said. At 4:20 p.m., the deal was done.</em><br />
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Mitchell's name often comes up as a cautionary tale for NFL executives who are ready to throw big money at back-up QB's that thrived as a fill-in and enter free agency. <em> (Rob Johnson, Matt Cassel, Matt Flynn, Kevin Kolb, etc.)</em><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Moon passed for over 4,200 yards in each of his first two seasons, but missed half of the 1996 season with a broken collarbone. The Vikings' starting quarterback job was given to Brad Johnson and Moon was released after he refused to take a $3.8 million pay cut to serve as Johnson's backup.</span><br />
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<br />Shoot That Shttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12898496090893103052noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544710134699587005.post-37607142996367822162012-11-07T07:36:00.002-06:002012-11-09T12:44:36.888-06:00Hindsight is 20/20: John Carlson<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
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<em><a href="http://www.twincities.com/vikings/ci_20176639/vikings-report-john-carlson-signs-five-year-25" target="_blank">courtesy Pioneer Press</a></em><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><em>John Carlson was in Kansas City on Tuesday night, preparing for a visit with the Chiefs, when the Vikings placed a call that changed everything. </em><em>The call was so persuasive, the former Seattle Seahawks tight end said, he left Kansas City and didn't meet with the Chiefs. </em><em>The 6-foot-5, 251-pound Litchfield, Minn., native is returning home, signed to a five-year, $25-million deal with the Vikings worth $11 million guaranteed. </em><em>"Rick (Spielman) came forward with a commitment no other team had shown, a level of interest that was unparalleled," Carlson said on a conference call Wednesday, March 14, with local media, referring to the Vikings general manager. </em><em>Money wasn't the only commitment. Carlson said he noticed how the Vikings are "building something" with their offense and are dedicated to surrounding quarterback Christian Ponder with playmakers. </em><em>During Carlson's Wednesday visit, several team executives and coaches told him how much the team wanted him. </em><em>Now he'll have his chance to repay the team by becoming a well-rounded tight end who plays to his strengths as a pass catcher. </em></span><br />
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<strong><a href="http://www.startribune.com/sports/vikings/blogs/142941655.html?vi_adid=W" target="_blank">The Star Tribune summarizes the significance of Carlson's signing:</a></strong><br />
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<em><span style="font-family: inherit;"><strong>What is the significance of John Carlson’s arrival?</strong>......But when </span></em><a href="http://www.startribune.com/sports/vikings/142716495.html"><em><span style="font-family: inherit;">the Vikings made a mad rush at John Carlson</span></em></a><em><span style="font-family: inherit;"> on Tuesday night, expressing their interest and commitment in a way that caused the tight end to quickly leave Kansas City before a scheduled free agent meeting with the Chiefs there was plenty to digest. The Vikings had Carlson’s ear and he bolted from Kansas City to connect with the brass at Winter Park.</span></em><br />
<em><span style="font-family: inherit;">General manager Rick Spielman’s interest in landing Carlson shows <strong>the commitment that offensive coordinator Bill Musgrave has expressed towards making tight ends a big part of the offense</strong>. It’s easy to envision Carlson and Kyle Rudolph operating together in two tight end sets next season, each able to put stress on opposing defenses with their pass-catching abilities.</span></em><br />
<em><span style="font-family: inherit;">Plus, the Vikings’ five-year commitment to Carlson also speaks to a bigger picture priority at Winter Park and that’s the hope to surround quarterback Christian Ponder with young playmakers that will be around for a while. The quest for continuity on offense is a major priority right now.</span></em><br />
<em><span style="font-family: inherit;">Carlson’s worth? We’ll need at least a full season maybe two to begin evaluating whether a deal worth a reported $25 million over five years was sensible. Yet on Wednesday, Carlson expressed his vision for how things will work out, excited about the core of playmakers in place – from Adrian Peterson and Percy Harvin to Christian Ponder and Rudolph.</span></em><br />
<em><span style="font-family: inherit;">“My goal has always been to be a well-rounded player,” Carlson said. “Being able to contribute in the passing game, being able to stretch the field and make plays like that. But also I need to do the pass protecting that you need to do as an effective tight end in this league. I want to catch passes. That’s the fun part. But I’m also excited about doing a good job in the run game and protecting as well.”</span></em><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">3 catches, 8 yards, 0 tds.</span><br />
<br />Shoot That Shttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12898496090893103052noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544710134699587005.post-90047088425349344262012-10-31T10:16:00.001-05:002012-10-31T10:19:24.792-05:00Funny Quote: Tristan Thompson, Cleveland Cavaliers<em>“Andy is a horse, man. He might win the Kentucky Derby by himself. I might have to saddle up and try and ride him to victory. That’s how strong of a leader he is.”</em><br />
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<em><a href="http://probasketballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/10/31/quote-of-the-day-cavs-anderson-varejao-is-secretariat/" target="_blank">Read the whole story here.</a></em>Shoot That Shttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12898496090893103052noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544710134699587005.post-42496805331177086712012-10-28T19:54:00.000-05:002012-10-28T19:54:08.279-05:00T.R.A.G. Presents The Top 10<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Yes, the Tall Random Awkward Guy is back at Shoot That S! and this time he brings with him "The Top 10 Things You Don't Want to Find Under Your Couch While Looking For The Remote." (Drum roll please)<br />
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10) A wet Kleenex.<br />
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8) That mouse trap that went off a week ago that you couldn't find.<br />
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5) A movie ticket stub to <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114898/" target="_blank">Waterworld</a>. <br />
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4) Your Cal Ripken Jr. Rookie card with a new crease down the middle.<br />
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3) A love mix CD from your ex-girlfriend.<br />
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2) The missing screw to your failed attempt at assembling your TV stand from IKEA of which you eventually returned and spent $200 more on a pre-assembled TV stand.<br />
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1) The receipt to your pre-assembled TV stand.Shoot That Shttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12898496090893103052noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5544710134699587005.post-73197623690460505822012-10-19T07:41:00.000-05:002012-10-19T07:45:51.532-05:00John Wall Doesn't Know Who Bon Jovi is. Jan Vesely Shocked!<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<em>Legendary rock musician Jon Bon Jovi sat courtside during the Wizards’ </em><em>104-101 loss to the Toronto Raptors</em><em> at Air Canada Center. The arena speakers pumped his classic staple, “You Give Love a Bad Name,” while his image flashed across the HD scoreboard. And as it all unfolded, John Wall applauded from his seat along the bench.</em><br />
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<em>Jan Vesely</em><em>, the Czech forward getting dressed nearby, was stunned as he looked at Wall.</em></div>
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<em>“No. You don’t know him?” Vesely said.</em></div>
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<em>Emeka Okafor</em><em>, seated in an adjacent locker room stall, shook his head and laughed.</em></div>
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<em>Wall smiled and said, “I’m a 90s baby. I never heard of him.”</em></div>
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