Showing posts with label Minnesota Vikings. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Minnesota Vikings. Show all posts

Monday, January 13, 2014

Todd Bowles for Vikings Head Coach!


The Minnesota Vikings head coaching search is getting hot and heavy, just like that saxophone playing guy that Elaine dated.  However, we at Shoot That S! have officially called off the search.  We found our guy and gave him the prestigious endorsement that only this web site can offer.  Todd Bowles is the current defensive coordinator for the Arizona Cardinals and will hopefully be coming to a TCF Bank sideline near you.  Full disclosure: we didn't even know what Todd Bowles looked like until 5 minutes ago.  Truth be told we like him in name only.  As in last name. 

Todd.......BOWLES?  Seriously?  This stuff writes itself. 

I wonder if he will coach from the sideline or the press box.  If he switches at halftime would that be called a Bowles movement?

Did you see that presser after the latest Vikes loss - didn't the head coach seem upset?  Maybe a little irritable even? Perhaps he has...irritable Bowles syndrome?

16 carries for AP at halftime?  Boy, coach Bowles really has the runs....

Look at coach Bowles run after that official.....he was really streaking there!

Another pick thrown by Matt Cassel?!  That's really going to upset the Bowles...

The head coach was fired after year two?  Well, time to clean out the ol Bowles...

There you have it.  And to think you read this blog to be enlightened.  Silly you.  

Saturday, January 19, 2013

Bad News Brown vs. Michael Jenkins

Is it just me or does Michael Jenkins, WR from the Minnesota Vikings look a lot like former WWF wrestler Bad News Brown?




















We think it's pretty uncanny.  In fact, the name actually fits too.  I know every time this Vikings fan tunes into a Vikes game and sees that Michael Jenkins is starting at WR the most natural response is to mumble "well, this is bad news..."

Bad News Brown had a finisher called the Ghetto Blaster (see below) while Michael Jenkins has the remarkable ability to turn a 4 yard catch into, well, a 4 yard catch.




Friday, November 9, 2012

1994 - The Minnesota Vikings Pursuit of Scott Mitchell in Free Agency

We use Newspaper, Magazine, and website archives to help us tell the story of the Vikings pursuit of Scott Mitchell.


The Vikings 1993 Starting QB Situation


The Vikings signed Jim McMahon to a 2 year contract to be there starting quarterback in 1993 (9tds, 8 ints., 1,969 yds., 76.2 QB Rating, Vikings finished 3rd in the NFC Central and made playoffs as a Wildcard.  Lost to the New York Giants 17-10).  After the season, the Vikings decided to cut McMahon instead of paying him the $2.1 million due to him for the 1994 season. 

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Scott Mitchell's Opportunity


In Week 5 of the 1993 season, the Dolphins lost starting QB Dan Marion to a achilles injury against the Cleveland Browns.  Scott Mitchell, a 2nd year back-up QB finished the game for the Dolphins.
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Marino was out for the season, and Mitchell was the starting QB for Dolphins for the rest of the season.  Mitchell was initially succesful as a starting QB for the Dolphins.


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Mitchell missed a couple of games with a injury himself, and was not as effective upon his return.  The Dolphins collapsed down the stretch, and became the first team ever to miss the playoffs after starting 9-3.  Mitchell finished the season with 12 tds., 8 ints., 1,773 yds. and a 84.2 QB Rating.  Mitchell was also a free agent.  His 1993 role as the man in Miami was enough to make him a very coveted commodity in the NFL's March 1994's free agency.  


1994 Free Agency


Some highlights from the article that will interest Vikings fans.

...Then he was off to Minneapolis, where everything looked right. Good offensive weapons, young coaching staff, new and wise receivers' guru (Jerry Rhome), no long-term quarterback. Viking vice president Jeff Diamond asked Agnone if $10 million over three years would get the deal done; the figures were pleasing to Agnone and Mitchell. At the Vikes' training complex Mitchell passed free-agent offensive tackle Chris Hinton in a hallway. It was no coincidence; the Vikings wanted to show Mitchell they were intent on building a great front wall for him. Mitchell pulled Hinton aside and asked, "What are you going to do?"

"Go here, if they offer me the right money," Hinton said. Minnesota did, and that weekend Hinton signed.
On Friday, Agnone went home to Baltimore and the Mitchells went to Florida for the weekend. That evening Scott called Agnone. Kim's visit to the Minneapolis suburbs had gone well, and Scott loved the Viking coaches and offense. Scott said, "Tell Minnesota if they offer $10.5 million over three, a Metrodome luxury box and a down payment on a house, we're there."
Whoa, Agnone counseled. The Viking money will still be there in a week. Relax. Take your last two visits, to Los Angeles and New Orleans.  "A moment of temporary insanity," Mitchell said later. "I realized if I didn't take all the trips, I might regret it later."...

...Then Fontes stepped up again. Realizing the Lions had fallen behind the Vikings in the Mitchell stakes, he called the quarterback and asked him if he would meet Friday with Fontes and the Lion offensive architects, Dave Levy and Tom Moore. Come on down, Mitchell said. That afternoon, Bernie Kosar, a free-agent quarterback as well as a buddy of the Mitchells', called. He told Kim, "I canceled my visit to Detroit. They only want Scott. They'll die if they don't get him."...

...At 10 a.m. Saturday, Agnone and partner Howard Schatzky, in their office north of Baltimore, started playing Lions against Vikings over the phone. By 2:30 in the afternoon, Detroit stood at three years, $10 million—including the kind of bonus, $3 million, that Mitchell wanted. Minnesota came way up on its bonus offer, from $900,000 to $2.4 million, in a three-year, $10.2 million package. Diamond said he was tapped out, and he'd previously told Agnone he wouldn't offer a huge bonus. So Agnone called Mitchell, told him he thought he could boost Detroit's bonus to maybe $5 million, but not Minnesota's, and asked Mitchell what he wanted to do....

...Scott, his college-sweetheart wife and their 3-year-old poodle, Bart, set off for a walk around their posh suburban block. This was it. No phones. No pleas. No $400 dinners. In one hour Scott would know exactly where his football future lay, and he knew that he and Kim could pick it. Minnesota, Detroit. Detroit, Minnesota. Barry Sanders, Cris Carter. Henry Thomas, Chris Spielman. Dennis Green, Wayne Fontes.

"I don't want to decide," Kim said. "You decide. I just want it to be over."

"No," he said. "This is both of us."

She said she would be happy to live in either place, though she preferred Minnesota. He said that while they really liked Minnesota, they didn't dislike Detroit, and they couldn't think of a reason not to live there. The bonus thing nagged at both of them. Scott kept thinking, If the Lions offer me a huge bonus, they'll stick with me. If the Vikings don't, they might not. Scott stopped. "I'm gonna call Tony and tell him to try Detroit," he said.

If Mitchell would accept a salary structure of $1.4 million, $2 million and $2.6 million, Detroit would then have $100,000 more for their cap in 1994. "No problem," Agnone said. At 4:20 p.m., the deal was done.

The Vikings didn't go down without a fight. Diamond urged Mitchell to talk with him on Sunday. Mitchell thanked him and said he would talk but wouldn't change his mind. He was a Lion.

Schmidt flew to Fort Lauderdale on Saturday night, contract in hand. Mitchell signed just after noon on Sunday. "I'm going to a good football team, a team that really wants me and proved it," Mitchell said. "I'm at peace."....


 
Mitchell's Time with the Lions



Don Banks of Sport Illustrated summarizes Mitchell's 5 seasons with the Lions:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/writers/don_banks/03/13/matt.flynn/index.html


Mitchell's name often comes up as a cautionary tale for NFL executives who are ready to throw big money at back-up QB's that thrived as a fill-in and enter free agency.  (Rob Johnson, Matt Cassel, Matt Flynn, Kevin Kolb, etc.)

The Vikings dodged a bullet.


Vikings Plan B



The Vikings traded for Warren Moon.


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Moon passed for over 4,200 yards in each of his first two seasons, but missed half of the 1996 season with a broken collarbone. The Vikings' starting quarterback job was given to Brad Johnson and Moon was released after he refused to take a $3.8 million pay cut to serve as Johnson's backup.
The Vikings made the playoffs in Moon's first year, but lost to the Chicago Bears 18-35.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Army of Villains Inductee: Nate Poole

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Nate Poole.  Ask any Vikings fan who lived through the Mike Tice era and this name undoubtedly leaves a bad taste in their mouth. 

The 2003 Minnesota Vikings started 6-0 and led the NFC North for the entire season until  the last seconds of their season finale against the 4-12 Arizona Cardinals.  That fateful moment happened to be a 4th and 28 where Cardinals QB Josh McCown broke contain and found WR Nate Poole in the back of the endzone for the game winning touchdown as time expired.  The loss knocked the Vikings out of the playoffs and capped off a 3-7 slide that saw the team become only the second ever to start 6-0 and miss the playoffs.

Poole, then a 2nd year wideout from Marshall caught only 13 passes that season and the backbreaking TD against the Vikes was his first.  He went on to play only two more seasons in the NFL catching only 8 more passes.

The Vikings loss gave the 2003 NFC North crown and playoff spot to the hated Green Bay Packers who as any good rival should rubbed salt in the Purple's wounds by inviting Poole to enjoy their 1st rd playoff game in a box suite at Lambeau and gave him a key to their city.  The Pack beat the Seattle Seahawks in the infamous Matt Hasselback "we'll take the ball and we're gonna score" game and lost to the Philadelphia Eagles in the Divisional Round the following week.

While Poole's NFL shelf life was brief he will be forever remembered in the minds of Minnesota Vikings fans everywhere as the man who single-handily ended the 2003 Vikings season and gave birth to this famous call by Vikings announcer Paul Allen.  Kudos to fro30 for immortalizing the call via Tecmo Super Bowl.

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Stupid Quote of the Day

Stupid quote of the day belongs to Sen. Barb Goodwin, DFL - Columbia Heights.

When debating the Vikings stadium issue, Barb offered this gem:

“I’d like to find out where all these places [are] the Vikings are going to move to?”

Way to go Barb, I'm sure the good people of Columbia Heights are pleased to be represented by one who is so up-to-date on current events.

"Where is this Los Angeles you speak of?"

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Viking Killers

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A list of the "Notorious Nine," the group of MN legislators that killed the Vikings stadium bill in Committee.  Is one of them in your district?  Make sure to remember these names on Election Day next November...





Marion Greene - DFL, Minneapolis
Frank Hornstein - DFL, Minneapolis
Bev Scalze - DFL, Shoreview
Steve Simon- DFL, St. Louis Park
Ryan Winkler- DFL, Golden Valley
Joyce Peppin- R, Rogers
Rich Murray- R, Albert Lea
David Hancock- R, Bemidji
Duane Quam- R, Byron

Saturday, December 3, 2011

Monday, November 21, 2011

Justin Blackmon Watch: Day 1

Ok Vikings fans. As our season slowly circles the drain its time to optimistically look to the future and what could be next April. And so we begin the STS official Justin Blackmon Watch. Here's to hoping the standout from Oklahoma State will be catching passes from our very own Christian Ponder next season.

Friday, October 21, 2011

Pondering a Legend?

The date was September 17, 1961.  An upstart franchise called the Minnesota Vikings led by a rookie QB surprised everyone and knocked off one of the NFL's elite teams, the Chicago Bears.  Fast forward 50 years and the same Minnesota Vikings, their season already lost at 1-5, turn to a rookie QB to make his first start against the undefeated, defending Super Bowl champion Green Bay Packers.  Two days away from the official start of the Christian Ponder era, can these present day Vikings take a lesson from the band of cast offs and rookies that pulled that monumental upset in the Purple's inaugural game?

That day Fran Tarkenton, taken in the 3rd round from the University of Georgia, replaced starter George Shaw and proceeded to throw for 270 YDS, 4 TDs and no interceptions against the famed Monsters of the Midway.  Bears coach and NFL Hall of Famer George Halas called it the greatest debut by a rookie QB he had ever seen.  And while this opening day win was followed by seven losses it marked the beginning of a brilliant career for Tarkenton that ended with every major NFL passing record and an induction in the Hall of Fame.

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In the midst of season marred with offensive ineptitude, stadium debates and threats of Los Angeles, the Minnesota Viking faithful place their hope in a rookie from Florida State whose drafting with the 12th overall pick just 6 months prior was greeted with boos and head scratching in NFL Draft parties across the Land of 10,000 lakes.  The perfect world scenario of easing into the role of starting QB has instead turned into a baptism by fire against the likes of Aaron Rodgers and Clay Matthews.  And while Viking fans will on the outside be hoping that Ponder doesn't implode in front of a national audience and add insult to what already feels like a long season, inside we'll be hoping and watching for subtle signs of Sir Francis and his brilliance those 50 years ago.

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Failed as a Chicago Bears Wide Receiver?

With the recent de-activation of Bernard Berrian in Week 5 vs. the Arizona Cardinals, we can only speculate of the impending end of B-Twice’s reign of drop passes. Berrian is so unreliable that in the 2009 Championship game, Brett Favre threw back across the field to a covered TE Vincente Shiancoe, ending in a interception, than throw to a wide open Berrian on the sideline. Just kidding. But that is my theory anyways.


We celebrate other former Bear’s wide outs who have suited up for the Purple in chronological order:



D’Wayne Bates (2001 – 2003) – A restricted Free Agent, the Vikings signed D’Wayne to a contract offer. The Bears matched and than later released him during training camp. Instead of taking that as a sign that he was very good, the Vikings claimed him off waivers. Traded Tampa Bay before the 2004 season.



Dwayne Bates















Bobby Wade (2007 – 2008) – Signed in 2007 and had the best season of his career. In 2009, Wade agreed to a 50% pay cut to stay on the team. The Vikings thanked him for his generosity by releasing him 3 days later.


Bobby Wade















Marcus Robinson (2004 – 2006) – Led the Vikings in receiving during his 3 seasons in Minnesota. Brad Childress decided that was good enough and released him on Christmas Eve. Stay classy Brad Childress.


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Bernard Berrian (2008 – Hopefully done soon) – Bamboozled the Vikings into a 6 year, $42 million contract with $16 million guaranteed. Berrian has yet to live up to the contract, and continues to tell everyone that he is open all the time and that the QB’s aren’t finding him. Was a healthy de-activation in week 5 of the current season for missing 2 team meetings.


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Devin Aromashodu (2011 – Present) – Signed to a 1 year contract. His current claim to fame is that he is better than Bernard Berrian. He gets to look forward to the Vikings releasing him in a way that takes his dignity and respect.


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Roy Williams, Johnny Knox, and Earl Bennett we look forward to seeing you in Purple.