Monday, January 13, 2014

Ultimate Warrior is Back!

Ultimate Warrior to be inducted into WWE Hall of Fame. Hell has indeed frozen over.


Todd Bowles for Vikings Head Coach!


The Minnesota Vikings head coaching search is getting hot and heavy, just like that saxophone playing guy that Elaine dated.  However, we at Shoot That S! have officially called off the search.  We found our guy and gave him the prestigious endorsement that only this web site can offer.  Todd Bowles is the current defensive coordinator for the Arizona Cardinals and will hopefully be coming to a TCF Bank sideline near you.  Full disclosure: we didn't even know what Todd Bowles looked like until 5 minutes ago.  Truth be told we like him in name only.  As in last name. 

Todd.......BOWLES?  Seriously?  This stuff writes itself. 

I wonder if he will coach from the sideline or the press box.  If he switches at halftime would that be called a Bowles movement?

Did you see that presser after the latest Vikes loss - didn't the head coach seem upset?  Maybe a little irritable even? Perhaps he has...irritable Bowles syndrome?

16 carries for AP at halftime?  Boy, coach Bowles really has the runs....

Look at coach Bowles run after that official.....he was really streaking there!

Another pick thrown by Matt Cassel?!  That's really going to upset the Bowles...

The head coach was fired after year two?  Well, time to clean out the ol Bowles...

There you have it.  And to think you read this blog to be enlightened.  Silly you.  

Thursday, June 20, 2013

Greatest Wrestling Signs

There are certain things you can always count on when attending a wrestling PPV.  Overpriced t-shirts, intoxicated "marks" and cardboard signs.  Lots of them.  We at Shoot That S have made and seen our fair share of favorites over the years:

Eddy Guerrero Mows My Lawn

RAW is Better (at a Smackdown! show)

Quit Rollin' (in reference to Undertaker's terrible Limp Bizkit entrance music)

Diarrhea 24/7  (subtle)

Golddust Raped my Dad


To name a few.  Here are some more gems we found.


An ode to Kramer?















Brilliant camera angle...
Ok, not wrestling but still awesome.


















Orton still can't get any love.









Thursday, April 25, 2013

NFL Draft Coverage - Follow us Live!

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It's the most wonderful time of the year - the 2013 NFL Draft is upon us!

And we here at Shoot That S have your coverage locked and loaded.  If you're looking for in-depth analysis, pick by pick breakdown, and trade speculation......then, well you should probably find another web site to be perfectly honest.  BUT, if you are looking for strange commentary and observation along with witty dialogue bordering on the sophomoric then you came to the right spot!

Follow us on Twitter keeping pace with all the action during the NFL Draft - @Shoot_That_S


Monday, February 25, 2013

Desmond Bryant Mugshot

Desmond Bryant, former Raiders DT, putting on his best face for potential suitors as the start of NFL Free Agency.  Nick Nolte, eat your heart out.


Friday, February 8, 2013

Not Very Good Defense...


Tyler Griffey makes a uncontested lay-up as the buzzer sounded, as unranked Illinois beat No.1 Indiana.

Game Story

Example of Good Defense: