Thursday, April 25, 2013

NFL Draft Coverage - Follow us Live!

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It's the most wonderful time of the year - the 2013 NFL Draft is upon us!

And we here at Shoot That S have your coverage locked and loaded.  If you're looking for in-depth analysis, pick by pick breakdown, and trade speculation......then, well you should probably find another web site to be perfectly honest.  BUT, if you are looking for strange commentary and observation along with witty dialogue bordering on the sophomoric then you came to the right spot!

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Monday, February 25, 2013

Desmond Bryant Mugshot

Desmond Bryant, former Raiders DT, putting on his best face for potential suitors as the start of NFL Free Agency.  Nick Nolte, eat your heart out.


Friday, February 8, 2013

Not Very Good Defense...


Tyler Griffey makes a uncontested lay-up as the buzzer sounded, as unranked Illinois beat No.1 Indiana.

Game Story

Example of Good Defense:

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Shoot That S Thoughts on Current Events

"Loud radio infuriates Gophers fan, leads to standoff in Eagan"



"An Eagan man really didn't want to know how a Gophers basketball game ended before he'd had a chance to watch the recording.


So much so that when a utility contractor working outside his home blared a sports talk-radio station that gave away the outcome, he became infuriated. He allegedly threatened to shoot the worker, and then holed himself up inside his house. That triggered a standoff with a SWAT team and police negotiators that lasted more than three hours..."

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Shoot That S! thought(s) on story:



 This guy really overreacted.    


Thanks.

Thursday, January 31, 2013

Shoot That S Thoughts on Current Events

...on charges he assaulted his former boyfriend at a Menlo Park restaurant during an argument over soy sauce and underwear.

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Former San Francisco 49ers and Oakland Raiders offensive tackle Kwame Harris will appear in San Mateo County Superior Court today on charges he assaulted his former boyfriend at a Menlo Park restaurant during an argument over soy sauce and underwear.


Harris, 30, is charged with felony counts of domestic violence causing great bodily injury and assault with force likely to produce great bodily injury in the Aug. 21, 2012 incident. He has pleaded not guilty but was held to answer after a preliminary hearing last fall. He is due back in court today for a pretrial conference to either settle the case or confirm a jury trial hearing.


The man, Dimitri Geier, is also suing Harris civilly for assault, battery, false imprisonment, negligence and both intentional and negligent infliction of emotional distress.

Harris and his alleged victim had been in a romantic relationship but were no longer involved when they met at Su Hong restaurant in Menlo Park, said Chief Deputy District Attorney Karen Guidotti.

Harris’ attorney Alin Cintean confirms the pair were previously involved but were just friends at that point.

Harris was to drive Geier to San Francisco International Airport but instead became upset when he poured soy sauce on a plate of rice, according to the suit filed in San Mateo County Superior Court.

The men argued for approximately seven minutes and Harris said he would no longer take Geier to the airport, the suit states.
As the men left to remove Geier’s belongings from Harris’ car so that he could instead take a cab, Harris tried pulling the other man’s pants down and accused him of stealing his underwear, according to the suit.





Shoot That S! thoughts on story:



Don't ever pour soy sauce on another man's rice.  Or steal his underwear.


Thank you.

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"That's the worst thing that happened to me all week, the Rock beat Punk. Did you know that?"
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Syracuse (WSYR-TV) – The 77-year-old Christian Brothers Academy baseball coach shot in the eye during the robbery of his North Side liquor store last week was back at work on Tuesday.

 

Thomas Dotterer was shot Wednesday night during the robbery of Salina Liquors and Wine.


For a time he was hospitalized in critical condition. He underwent surgery on his eye at the hospital and will travel to Philadelphia next Tuesday to see a specialist.


Thomas’s son Henry was at his side in the hospital. "There were moments where he was in and out, and at one of the moments I asked him, did he want to hear about the people who were stopping by or calling and he nodded his head yes,” Henry said.


His family said one of the first things he wanted to do after getting out of the hospital Monday was go back to the store.


Sitting in his liquor store Tuesday afternoon, Dotterer said, “Every day is great. Every day is great because every day I have an opportunity to meet new individuals and broaden my appreciation of what God has given us all to enjoy.”


Thomas says he used to be a "gloomy pessimist," an outlook on life that's changed over time and helped in his recovery.

"All things happen for a reason that preclude, maybe, present understanding, but you deal with the cards that you have dealt,” he said.


Yet, after all this, he joked that wrestling was what really ruined his week. "That's the worst thing that happened to me all week, the Rock beat Punk. Did you know that?"



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2013 Royal Rumble Results


Shoot That S! thoughts on story:

Wrestling fans are hardcore.












Not Very Good Defense...



Carmelo Anthony set a New York Knicks record with his 30th 20 point game of the season last night vs. the Orlando Magic.  With defense like the Magic are playing in this photo, I could drop 20.

Game Story

Example of good defense:

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Is Andrew Bogut the Teen Wolf?

After struggling with injuries for most of his NBA career Golden State Warriors center Andrew Bogut has decided to think outside the box for treatment on his most recent ankle injury.  No longer limited by the constraints of Western medicine, Bogut has decided to become a werewolf to speed up his recovery.  A desperate move for a desperate man you say? Perhaps.  But it did wonders for that dude in Twilight with the torn ACL and the really long stupid haircut.  Bogut can only hope this controversial treatment can boost his career the way it did Beavers point guard Scott Howard.















*And yes, if you're scoring at home that's the second Teen Wolf reference we've made in the last month. You're welcome.