Monday, April 23, 2012

Minnesota Vikings' history in the 1st rd

With the 2012 NFL Draft only 4 days away we here at Shoot That S! thought we'd take a trip down memory lane and review the Vikes history of 1st Round draft picks.  The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly.










The Good
1961 - Tommy Mason, RB, Tulane (Pro Bowler)
1964 - Carl Eller, DE, Minnesota (Hall of Fame and member of the famed Purple People Eaters)
1967 - Clinton Jones, RB, Michigan State
           Gene Washington, WR, Michigan State (Pro-Bowler was team's first true deep threat)
           Alan Page, DT, Notre Dame (capped off perhaps the best draft class in Vikings history, Hall of Fame)
1968 - Ron Yary, OT, USC (HOF Tackle from USC.......will Matt Kahlil be the next??)
1970 - John Ward, OT, Oklahoma State (solid member of Vikes o-line)
1972 - Jeff Siemon, MLB, Stanford (4-time Pro Bowler manned the middle for 3 Super Bowls)
1973- Chuck Foreman, RB, Miami (Rookie of the Year made the Pro Bowl 5 times)
1974- Fred McNeil, LB, UCLA (overshadowed by draft's other LB, Matt Blair, but solid nonetheless)
1975 - Mark Mullaney, DE, Colorado St (played 12 seasons in MN, first player ever to wear a helmet visor)
1977- Tommy Kramer, QB, Rice (Touchdown Tommy threw for over 24,000 yds)
1979- Ted Brown, RB, NC State (8 seasons with the Vikes yielded 7500 yds and 53 TDs)
1980- Doug Martin, DE, Washington (played all 10 seasons in MN, All-Pro in 1982)
1983 - Joey Browner, S, USC (6-time Pro Bowler was member of NFL All-Decade team in the 80s)
1984- Keith Millard, DT, Washington St (dominant force was Defensive POY in 89, major knee injury a year later derailed a promising career)
1985- Chris Doleman, DE, Pittsburgh (HOF, 8 Pro Bowls, 150.5 sacks)
1988- Randall McDaniel, OG, Arizona St (last 1st rd pick for 4 years was a good one, 12 Pro Bowls and the HOF)
1993- Robert Smith, RB, Ohio St (Vikes all-time leading rusher was a 2-time Pro Bowler)
1994 - Todd Steussie, OT, Cal (anchored the Vikes o-line for 7 seasons including 2 Pro Bowls)
1995- Korey Stringer, OT, Ohio St (started 91 games in 6 seasons before passing away tragically in his prime)
1997- Dewayne Rudd, LB, Alabama (borderline "good" pick was an 2nd team All-Pro in 98)
1998- Randy Moss, WR, Marshall (not much that needs to be said, the Super Freak will go down as one of the best ever)
1999- Daunte Culpepper, QB, UCF (much maligned, he was a 3 time Pro Bowler and in 04 broke the NFL record for most total yardage by a QB)
2000- Chris Hovan, DT, Boston College (played 77 games in 5 years for the Vikes, solid DT on bad defenses)
2003- Kevin Williams, DT, Oklahoma St (6 time Pro-Bowler made an instant impact and made half of the Williams Wall)
2006- Chad Greenway, LB, Iowa (missed his rookie season with a knee injury, returned to lead the team in tackles in each season since)
2007- Adrian Peterson, RB, Oklahoma (made up for many failed Purple picks at the #7 spot, "AP" was the ROY, 4 time Pro-Bowler and broke the NFL single game rushing record)
2009- Percy Harvin, WR, Florida (dynamic player was ROY and Pro-Bowler in his first season, just entering his prime)

The Bad
1965 - Jack Snow, WR, Notre Dame (dealt on draft day to the Rams where he played 10 seasons, 1 Pro Bowl)
1966 - Jerry Shay, DL, Purdue (#7 overall pick lasted only two seasons with the Purple)
1976- James White, DT, Oklahoma State (lasted 6 seasons but a drop off from previous drafts)
1978- Randy Holloway, DE, Pittsburgh (21st pick played 6 uneventful seasons for the Purple)
1982- Darrin Nelson, RB, Stanford (decent career with 7,000 yds rushing/receiving but was picked #7 overall and three picks ahead of Marcus Allen....ouch)
1994- Dewayne Washington, CB, NC State (played 4 okay seasons in MN but was 18th overall and always left us wanting more)
1995 - Derrick Alexander, DE, Florida St (11th overall pick lasted only 4 seasons in MN, taken ahead of Warren Sapp and Hugh Douglas)
1996- Duane Clemons, DE, Cal (another failed 90s d-lineman, played 4 seasons with the Purple)
2001- Michael Bennett, RB, Wisconsin (tasked with replacing R. Smith, he had one solid season but couldn't stay healthy or hold on to the football)
2002- Bryant McKinnie, OT, Miami (he did make the Pro Bowl once but was taken 7th overall and never lived up to the "mountainous" hype that surrounded his entrance into the NFL)
2004- Kenechi Udeze, DE, USC (a promising college career never translated into the NFL and he left the game early after being diagnosed with leukemia)


The Ugly
1971 - Leo Hayden, RB, Ohio State (1 year with the Vikes and out of the league 2 years later)
1986- Gerald Robinson, DE, Auburn (ended streak of great 1st rd picks in mid 80s, lasted only 2 seasons with Purple)
1987- D.J. Dozier, RB, Penn St (14th overall pick, his failure led in part to the trade for Herschel Walker two years later)
1999- Dimitrius Underwood, DE, Michigan St (Denny Green's "bonus pick" was one of the worst 1st rd picks in NFL history, walked out of training camp after his first day never to return)
2005 - Troy Williamson, WR, South Carolina (drafted #7 to replace Randy Moss, he couldn't catch and was dealt 3 years later)
           Erasmus James, DE, Wisconsin (two major knee injuries ended his stint with the Vikes after 3 seasons)

The Undecided
2011- Christian Ponder, QB, FSU (promising start to his rookie season but seemed to regress in the midst of injuries and poor play around him)

*many thanks to Wikipedia and pro-footballreference.com for helping with this article.

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Picture Game

See if you can identify who is a dude or chick in this picture of Gun's and Rose's (answer below):








Answer: I counted 5 dudes, and 3 chicks.  But turns out they are all dudes.  Gotta love 80's rock bands.






Un-intentional Funny Headline

Courtesy of hardballtalk.nbcsports.com

Viking Killers

http://www.realclearsports.com/blognetwork/weeping%20blondes.jpg
A list of the "Notorious Nine," the group of MN legislators that killed the Vikings stadium bill in Committee.  Is one of them in your district?  Make sure to remember these names on Election Day next November...





Marion Greene - DFL, Minneapolis
Frank Hornstein - DFL, Minneapolis
Bev Scalze - DFL, Shoreview
Steve Simon- DFL, St. Louis Park
Ryan Winkler- DFL, Golden Valley
Joyce Peppin- R, Rogers
Rich Murray- R, Albert Lea
David Hancock- R, Bemidji
Duane Quam- R, Byron

Sunday, April 15, 2012

Fat Albert

Further providing proof that in the world of professional wrestling there is no such thing as a bad gimmick, the WWE has brought back yet another washed up mid carder formerly knowm as Albert or the A-train.  This time around he's Lord Tensai.  His back story is that after his first failed attempt at WWE glory he ventured to the Far East to "find himself."  In reality it looks like he found himself a tattoo parlor and then several trips to Benihana's.  Show some respect for yourself man.  You look like Kona Crush ate Hakushi.


Thursday, April 12, 2012

Terrance Knighton threatened to shoot people after vodka bottle attack, police say


Story Summary:
  • Jacksonville Jaguars defensive tackle Terrance Knighton reportedly threatened to shoot people after suffering an eye injury caused by a bottle of vodka during a melee at a Jacksonville nightclub... The 2009 third-round pick, nicknamed "Pot Roast," was escorted from Club Pure early....
  • ...a disturbance with other patrons that may have started when Knighton and a friend disrespected a woman. During the altercation, Knighton was hit by a bottle of Ciroc vodka and sustained damage to his eye.  "While outside the club, subject Knighton and his friend 'Spoon' repeatedly made threats to shoot people after having been brought outside," a police information report stated.
Why is his nickname Pot Roast?  Why is his friend nicknamed Spoon?  Does he enjoy cuddling?   

To summarize this story, Pot Roast and Spoon disrepected a woman at Club Pure.  Pot Roast got hit in the head with Vodka made by Puff Daddy.  Pot Roast and Spoon threaten to shoot people.  Pot Roast's agent denies that he made threats to shoot people.

I am not sure if this is a real news story or Mad Libs.













Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Bad Profile Pictures

This is a new series we are starting.  Bad profile pictures of athletes.  We start with Brett Wallace, Houston Astros, Jeff Samardzija and Marchshawn Lynch, Seattle Seahawks.













Brett Wallace














Jeff Samardjiza
















Marshawn Lynch

Facebook Arguments

Ahh, yes.  The Facebook argument.  The most sophisticated form of public discourse attainable in today's modern and enlightened society.  Here then, is basic template for pretty much every awful Facebook discussion you've ever witnessed: