- Jacksonville Jaguars defensive tackle Terrance Knighton reportedly threatened to shoot people after suffering an eye injury caused by a bottle of vodka during a melee at a Jacksonville nightclub... The 2009 third-round pick, nicknamed "Pot Roast," was escorted from Club Pure early....
- ...a disturbance with other patrons that may have started when Knighton and a friend disrespected a woman. During the altercation, Knighton was hit by a bottle of Ciroc vodka and sustained damage to his eye. "While outside the club, subject Knighton and his friend 'Spoon' repeatedly made threats to shoot people after having been brought outside," a police information report stated.
Why is his nickname Pot Roast? Why is his friend nicknamed Spoon? Does he enjoy cuddling?
To summarize this story, Pot Roast and Spoon disrepected a woman at Club Pure. Pot Roast got hit in the head with Vodka made by Puff Daddy. Pot Roast and Spoon threaten to shoot people. Pot Roast's agent denies that he made threats to shoot people.
I am not sure if this is a real news story or Mad Libs.