In our effort to continue to bring you nothing but the finest in sports coverage we offer up the Funny Sports Name of the Week. This week's winner: Florida Atlantic University LB Yourhighness Morgan.
Can't make it up.
"Le'Ron McClain spit in my face," Crowder said of the Ravens' Pro Bowl fullback out of Alabama. ""That's some real ho' s-, so if you talk to him tell him he's a ho'. If he ever comes to Miami, he's got to see me."Remarking after a Florida Gators loss to Mississippi State with John Brantley at QB: "They don't have an identity. They don't know what - John Brantley don't know what he wants to do. He can't outrun anybody. I saw him get run down by a white linebacker last week, which was a disgrace to all Florida football history."
What about the officials? Didn't they see what happened?
"Like they didn't see Chad Henne get hit twice when he slid. No, no, they say, "Aaah." Stevie Wonder and Anne Frank. Who's the blind girl? Helen Keller, then. I don't know who Anne Frank is. I'm mad right now. I'm not as swift as I usually am."
|My wardrobe back to Narnia?|
|Every kid's dream.|
|Who's driving this thing?|
|I think even the bird is embarrassed.|
|Hey Herc, how bout we leave a little to the imagination huh?|
|Look at that thing!|
|Borrowing Polamalu's shampoo I bet|
|No caption needed here...|
|Really? I mean really?|
|I mean, what's not to love?|
|You be the judge.|
|In this case a picture says two words...maybe|
|Let's press our bellies together|
|This gimmick didn't work?|
|Tom Sellick- eat your heart out|
|Warrior with the Gorilla Press Slam!|
|Still the best.|