DL – Elvis Dumervil, Broncos - He should sign with the Tennessee Titans.
DL – Tank Tyler, Bears
DL – Tank Johnson, FA
DL – Stylez White, Vikings - He likes to go shopping.
LB – Bear Woods, Falcons - Really?
LB – Moises Fokou – Moises is going to Fokou up!
LB – Pat Angerer, Colts – This guy is very mad.
S – Captain Munnerlyn, Panthers – He must own a boat.
S – Macho Harris – His dad must have watched a lot of WWF.
CB – Champ Bailey, Denver – Has never won a Super Bowl. I am sure he is the champ of something.
CB – Prince Amakumara, Giants
I will unveil my All Name Team Offense at a later time.