It gets worse my friends. Not only is he a fraud, but a B movie making fraud at that. Turns out before he "brought Iron Chef to America" he starred as Jesse Page in Boogie Boy and as Matt Reeves in Kickboxer 5: The Redemption. Here's a little training montage I found. Turns out he can break an arrow with his adam's apple. Tonight's secret ingredient: "cheesy."
|Is nothing sacred?|
Sometimes the truth hurts faithful readers. But while you might not be able to trust your favortite battlefield cooking program you can always count on us to "shoot straight."