While we here at STS are avid supporters and proponents of the fantasy sports world, we also understand there's a fine line between passion and obsession. The following are 10 signs that you might have crossed over to the other side...
- You give a toast at your best friend's wedding saying that he got "good value" with his new wife.
- You buy a friend's lunch and instead of asking for repayment you ask for one of his prospects.
- You try and negotiate with your mechanic by throwing in "a player to be named later."
- During confession you mention to the priest your recent veto of a league trade.
- You point out to your boss that he "reached" with the hiring of your new co-worker.
- You include your Yahoo! Sports profile on your resume.
- You get kicked out of your son's tee-ball game after "mock drafting" the players.
- You tell your butcher that you prefer your chicken in a "head to head" format.
- Tom Brady is listed as your life insurance beneficiary.
- You refer to your wife's new pasta recipe as a "must-add."
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