Sunday, June 12, 2011

Ways to Tell You Watched too Much Wrestling as a Kid - Work Edition

  1. When you get on an international conference call, you start a "USA! USA!" chant.
  2. On a job application, you state your residence as "parts unknown."
  3. You quit your job because you have to find your "smile."
  4. When you go to shake someone's hand before a meeting, you stop short, first hesitating to look  for the room's response.
  5. When you go into work you insult everyone you see just to draw heat.
  6. You try to impress your co-workers at lunch by telling them Bobby Heenan jokes.
  7. Every time you sit down at your desk you consider how easily it might break if
    you were to moonsault it.
  8. You get fired from work then show up the next day wearing a mask.
  9. You won't come out of your office until someone plays your theme music.
  10. You're getting beat up in an annual review, but you honestly believe that
    with a little crowd support, you could turn this thing around.

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